"Profanity"

Is that a cannabis plantation...?

There's a "you're my world bro" joke in there somewhere...

Yeah, he was talking about painting a "fecal Jackson Pollock" - Greg Davies

Lesson learned. Now brush her fur at least weekly, you lazy sod!

It's what you're willing to pay for. Pay extra, get more space. Simple, isn't it?

Wow! Looks just like fruit in the rest of the world!

I thought they already made two handsful of movies about this man

Well, at least it was honest about there being only one chocolate chunk

The French have been cooking those dishes for longer than your country exists, so you wouldn't understand.

I'm pretty sure that's the moon.

My subconcious mind read "panties"

I don't know about you guys, but I can't pee at all when it's up. Blocked. Biologically designed to do so.

Two words: trees grow.

It's not a sunset if the sun isn't setting, is it?

Bill & Ted Face The Music, please.

Wholesome

Uitsmijter in Dutch, Strammer Max in German. This is an old fashioned, but still popular lunch dish. I order it a few times a year.

The Matrix's actor for Neo, Keanu Reeves, is 35 in the first movie. Although the character could be younger, he is definitely not a teenager.

The men are customers. The girl works there. That's all the kid wants to know.

Dunno about the other, but Geralt is not a dad. Part of being a Witcher is being sterile.

*Finland, or even better, *Suomi