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Where the muffler Jessica!!! 8 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
"So, you want to make the sound moist? What does that even mean?"
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Where the muffler Jessica!!! 8 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
"What's a muffler?"
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Millennials are ruining the work day 5 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
It also depends on taxing multinationals what they owe.
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Based on a real conversation I had 1 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Vodka bottles don't need an opener
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Millennials are ruining the work day 5 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Ok, let's hear it and be done with it: "Finland is a small country, it wouldn't work in any other country."
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Marvel phase 4 (Series) 4 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
That's definitely Cosima in the background
Maybe we at least have a conversation 28 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
But.... what about THE ENEMY??????
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Gift from the underworld 15 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
How were you able to post a link? I couldn't make it work.
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Gift from the underworld 15 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Don't blame me if it costs a grand. Preorder, made to order. I can't posts links, but search WITH GOOGLE for "etsy akerbeltz poseable doll preorder"
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Gift from the underworld 15 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
You can order it on Etsy, apparently.
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Gift from the underworld 15 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
It's a sculpture of a mythical creature called Akerbeltz
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Winding your partner up - what fun 8 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
How far? Till it blows.
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Llamas oof Nnew Yyork, ccirca 11957 2 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
I see what you did there
None of this is real everything is cake 7 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Didn't we establish that the cake is a lie?
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Those big bahonkadonkers are all I need 3 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Well, I don't think anyone got a boner from Assassin's Creed Odyssey's Medusa. What an ugly stone cold bitch.
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His bark is so cute though 1 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Computer literacy 2 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
As you should
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He did say Please! 3 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Did you consider going to the police station to have the paperwork signed? Shouldn't be a problem, you owning a car and all.
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He is the way 1 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Androgynous Jesus: it is the way
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Basic instincts 6 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
But those aren't just any two boobs.
Phil coming through with a smack 10 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
5.6 million US citizens sounds rare to you?
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Cute 7 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
I will relay the message. And I'll include a chin rub, belly rub and hind quarter pat.
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Cute 7 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Look at my (short) post history. I rest my case.
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Phil coming through with a smack 10 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
Checks out
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But champagne is OK 1 comments
anthracite · 2 years ago
NGL, he looks like he would do just that.
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