They realized that just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Here's to Hollywood et al: stop showing us movies and TV shows mainly filled with models, and where the depiction of an ugly character is a model with glasses and a less than stellar hairdo.

Didn't he kill himself?

That's ridicules

How is a dinosaur not a doll, in this case?

I see what you did there

I don't feel proud for actually liking the taste of coffee. Espresso? Even better. If you put sugar and/or cream in it, you don't actually like the taste of coffee, IMO.

I thought, by now, someone would've had the guts to call him Pussy.

So it is.

Cookie

Violence is never the answer. There is no question.

Took me a second

He's a mathematician, too? This guy can do anything.

No propaganda is the best kind of propaganda

The world is crazy enough for this to not be satire

The reason people are afraid of these, is because they are very easy to handle and therefor often star in movies.

That rat I am

I find it extremely unpleasant when people visit unannounced. I have stuff to do, you know?

I have a story with two sizeable canisters of dairy product

You mean: stop covering everything in shit