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Weird couple goals 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Boobz is best bf.
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DistGUSTING 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Look at this weird one over here who doesn't microwave his mayo for a nice, soothing broil before bed like a normal person.
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Can't wait to see how the dog looks like 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I see you are an experienced traveler.
Fantastic 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
"Sufficiently?" Sufficient for what?
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Only known case of Chromosome 6 Deletion 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Excellently said!
There's also a really good episode oh House M.D. where a patient has these issues and the episode explains how much of a handicap it is. "Insensitive" se3 ep14.
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Tigertorque 12 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Fishpush.
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Where's my rum 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Based on a quick Google...

Netflix Standard: $7.99/month
HBO Now: $15/month
Amazon Prime: $12.99/month
Hulu: $5.99/month
YT Plus: $12/month
Spotify: $9.99/month
Hotstar(?): $4.21/month

This guy pays about $68.17 a month for entertainment.
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*Face of extreme concentrate* 9 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
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The captions make it 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Arr me matey, ye speaks the true.
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Occam's Razor 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Decoy Snail
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Europeans be like YEAAAAH TRAINNSS 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Australia's half empty of everything.
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I bring you love 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Drrr Drrr
Scotland ireland 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Blue Ridge Mountains, Shenandoah River
Wholesome simpsons (:- 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Nothing at all.
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Reality is often disappointing 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
This sock has the genophage.
Ain't that the truth 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You're probably thinking of this quote:

"Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”
And sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”
And they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay."
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Cleverly thought title 11 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You can say you "drank a drink" and "fed a food" but they mean something quite different.
Truuuuuue 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I saw it with my dad when it came out.
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I should’ve done this 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Rowdey no!
Don't use plastic 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Not if you biodegrade them first.
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Spend the money on war instead 30 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I fail to see how any of that promotes "Stability" in any way whatsoever. Power != Stability and most of the examples you gave do the exact opposite of "stabilize" in easily quantifiable ways.
The US's position as a "Hyper-Power" is disputed at best, and irrelevant in this situation as it in no way guarantees an appropriate or benevolent use of that power.
The Roman Empire, the Mongol Empire, and the British Empire are other historical examples of a "Hyper-Power" and none of them are exactly something one wants to aspire to be in modern times.
Spend the money on war instead 30 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Tell me more about this "Global Stability" ol' Uncle Sam has been promoting lately.
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Doctor Strange sure has a different definition of winning 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
The best bit is the most believable part of this is the minecraft.
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Just friendly neighbourhood leopards 10 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
If you're close enough to read the sign about the deer, it's too late to warn about the leopards.
Jaded endurable substantial Crocodile 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You dare doubt him?
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