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Happy halloween 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
This comic is called The Bikini Bottom Horror and is posted by u/stillinthesimulation on reddit. Here's a link to the full album of season 1:
imgur com/gallery/avSRmyR
Credit where credit is due to those fun guys 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Wait... You're an animal you imposter!
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Shit happens 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I gotta make up for what I've done
'Cause I was all up in a piece of heaven
While you burned in hell, no peace forever
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Do not expand this list by killing people 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Clarification's gone baby! Feel free to lend a hand!
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Crappy paint edits are back baby! 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
I only frequent one of those so at least 2/3 of the content is fresh!
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Well it's true 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
You can fight like a krogan, run like a leopard, but you'll never be better than Commander Shepard!
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Shakespearean level tragedy 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Could have succeeded and thrown it out now that it was no longer needed.
I mean, there's no way that failed.
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Lots of people care 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Took me a moment to realise he was not wearing the ultimate tie in the first pic.
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Block an electric charging station..... Get towed 4 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Probably use some wraps and tire boots to keep it in place.
Absolute unit 14 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Skyrim cheese wheel with better texture quality.
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Just another contract 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
O valley of plENty...
You ain't seen shit 10 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
"If Elon Musk was a three foot tall Filipino, and dumb."
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You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
106 now, so yes less, but lets also keep in mind that the "seasonal" flu has months to build up and spread, and does it every year. This one has been active for only a few weeks, and is still spreading.
That being said, of those deaths all but 2 or 3 of them where young, elderly, or people with compromised immune systems, So while more easily transmittable than most common diseases, it's not that much more deadly (so far).
You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
SARS has an average fatality rate of just under 10%, and killed 350 people in its largest outbreak in China. This new one is of the same virus family as SARS, currently seems to be less fatal, but due to its 1-2 week incubation period it also spreads quite easily and has a far higher mutation rate which could make it difficult to cure or immunize against.
While it's not quite fair to compare them this early in the outbreak, currently SARS does have a decent lead but this new one does show potential.
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You son of a ***, I’m in! 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
25 now, with 830 official infections.
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Rare yet biting insult 5 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Obalugi sounds like a final boss.
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But we will not speak of another sith that f**king slays kids 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Ooh yeah, gimme dat Ben Swolo.
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Former Australian prime minister Tony Abbott is fighting the bushfires on the front 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
He's a piece of shit,
But he's an Australian piece of shit.
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The Day Everyone Tells You You Were Born 13 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Assuming the normal tactic of holding a newspaper, are you sure it wasn't a paper from sometime earlier?
F u Anakin 8 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Mother FUUUUUUᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᴜᵘᶜᶜᵏᵏᵉʳ
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Really opens my astral eyes 1 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Look up "Dex / Honey I'm Home" by GHOST on youtube for what can only be described as "industrial catholic bugcore" music.
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Well gg 6 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Have you ever thought to yourself "Hey why is the world still existing?"
Well boy do I have the answer for you.

It rhymes with robot uprising
Shang is the ideal man. 3 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Hades: the gay friend we all need, but don't deserve.
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The roaring twenties 19 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
The wage gap is simply the average earnings of men and women working full time. It does not count for different job positions, hours worked or different jobs. It has nothing to do with the same job. It has nothing to do with discrimination
The real "wage gap" is the lower number of women in high paying positions, especially in fields such as science and technology. This varies country to country, but in the US at least another major factor of the wage gap statistic is that it fails to include maternity leave in the average yearly earnings of women compared to men.
I'm all for equal rights, but fighting over a null issue such as this simply detracts from the more important topics such as abortion and equal representation in developed countries.
True in my culture 2 comments
aphelion · 4 years ago
Hey kid, scratch my back for me.