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Enjoy this as well 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
If Legolas with a rifle is something like Hawkeye or Deadshot and he had a regular mid calibre rifle, he could probably carry more magazines on him with more rounds than he could carry arrows. The reloading might be an issue, but the higher fire rate than a bow should make up for it. A proper sniper would be excessive for killing via headshots, and ammo would be a much more limiting factor. Just handing him a rifle probably wouldn't accomplish much though, since he's trained with a bow.
Orcs typically cluster though, so the LMG with an extra drum or two would probably make a bigger impact. But a couple grenades would have a bigger impact still.
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Enjoy this 13 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Saga of Tanya the Evil is amazing. Anybody should totally check it out if you want awesome magic/tech fusion in a WW1 setting.
"A diffusive magical explosion. It's caused when magic under maximum pressure mixes with the surrounding air. Even if you dodge the centre impact, you'll be killed by the oxygen deprivation and carbon monoxide poisoning that followed. We didn't need to provide any fire support."
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Enjoy this 13 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
This is ignoring the fact that most technology more advanced than clockwork stops working in the presence of intense magic like that of a magic school. This includes electrical, chemical, even mechanical operations, making guns of all types (even air rifles) useless; they just wouldn't fire.

A bit more brains however could have paid off. Wands don't really have range limitations, so just post a few "snipers" on some nearby towers and hit Voldy from all sides, or wait until he's mid speech and snipe him in the back of the head with that "turn into ferret" spell or something.
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And ill finish the whole series in 3 days 4 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Me starting critical role last week.
Realised half way through EP2 that each episode was 4 hours.
Realised EP4 that there were 132 episodes in a single season.
Realised EP6 that there was more than one season.
:-)
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Wait... No... NOOOO!!! 2 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
If you ever find yourself in one of these cruel situations, replace the "reddit" in the url with "removeddit" and provided it wasn't removed almost immediately, it should show you what it originally said.
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Good 3 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
On the other hand, if you're concerned with a violent reaction, it would be much better to do it in public to discourage a scene, or at least have witnesses.
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Xdddddd saw this on my timeline 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
A closer analogy would be a livestream with 20 years latency.
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Quick animal fact #7 6 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
The risk of getting strafed by a racoon piloting an Apache is low, but never zero.
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It’s not acting it’s real 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
lol yep, oops
Fun facts about german, Pt. III. 7 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
"Head of the Dead" is still a metal band I'd listen to.
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What if we are the real monsters? 2 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Draw full of books taking up 95% of the space under mine, which will be pretty concerning if it turns out the Vashta Nerada aren't just one of the Steven Moffat's terrifying fever dreams.
It’s not acting it’s real 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
A few of the cast members mentioned in interviews that in some crucial scenes he wasn't even on the set at the same time with the people he was interacting with. They filmed the scenes desperately, sometimes with different actors or just stand ins so he wouldn't even know the full context of a scene he himself was in after filming it. After some slip ups with his first movie they took NO chances.
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What is Verdun? 7 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
The bombardment lasted all day long
What is Verdun? 7 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
A million shells were fired
What is Verdun? 7 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
As the drum roll started on that day
We are wierd fish 6 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
The fire thing is accurate, it also allows us to maximize nutrients gained from food which helps us grow faster, larger, and smarter than wild animals. However the use of external resources for energy and heat is not unique; there are plenty of animals that have tactics for protecting or climate controlling themselves ranging from digging burrows (mice, polar bears, kangaroos (ok, roos more dig ditches but the point stands) etc.), building structures (beavers, ants, spiders, bees, etc.), or using other creatures as protection usually by hiding or laying eggs in fresh carcasses (wasps, flies, rats, wolves, hyenas, etc.).
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Thank you Lucky Star :) 6 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Yup
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It’s a gift 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
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We are wierd fish 6 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Most apex predators would fair better than humans if dropped in an unfamiliar environment, and we aint got shit on smaller organisms in terms of numbers. What sets humans apart is our ability to create and manipulate tools, and our ability to communicate complex knowledge to each other and across generations.
Most life forms are limited by their biology to remain within their niche without generations of adaption allowing them to expand or change. Humans can use tools to allow us to participate in almost any niche we wish to (simple tools allow digging, mining, or climbing, complex tools allow extremum environment habitation such as submarine or outer space).
Additionally, humans are unique in that we can retain information long term through writing, without having to have it evolve into our biology the way pretty much every other creature on earth does.
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If I had a Lego Imperial Star Destroyer it would definitely get priority 3 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Boomer humour: I hate my wife.
Millennial humour: It's not that I don't love my wife, it's just that I just love my LEGO Star Wars USC 75252 Imperial Star Destroyer slightly more.
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Psppspsps *scratch* 4 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Cats scratching is like dogs barking: if it does if often, you're either mistreating it or didn't train it properly.
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NASA 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
1073 likes; might take a while
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NASA 5 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
Still show up from time to time for me...
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Billie lost it 2 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
mvp
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work 1 comments
aphelion · 3 years ago
"It seems the height of pagan vanity to drag your conscripts to their death along with you, but as I integrated into their presence, I began to observe the reasons. Every day, a different set of draugr would awaken, shamble their way to the sarcophagus of their priest, and prostrate themselves before it. Several hours of this, followed by a meticulous cleaning of the area." ~excerpt from "Amongst the Draugr" by Bernadette Bantien.
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