Aphelion

aphelion


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Innate psychotic grieving 2 comments
aphelion · 1 day ago
Nothing quite like a sense of pride an accomplishment to keep you grinding!
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None can tame me! 2 comments
aphelion · 13 weeks ago
• makes you sound toxic and undatable
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Maybe not the best spot to pause 3 comments
aphelion · 18 weeks ago
Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
He is the way to the future 1 comments
aphelion · 34 weeks ago
This guy would be 54 years old now; either the sheer force of meme is rejuvenating him, or that's not him in the pic.
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I thought I doing OK, but this floored me just now... 2 comments
aphelion · 35 weeks ago
That car almost hit me.
I almost went bankrupt.
I almost forgot to set my alarm.
Works both ways :/
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The Fr*nch and their weird pronunciation 4 comments
aphelion · 38 weeks ago
Firstly, how??
Secondly, FS says this post is 1 day old, yet both the comments say 2 days old. What?
· Edited 38 weeks ago
"There is another" 6 comments
aphelion · 40 weeks ago
Cock & Ball Torture
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Lik if u cri erritiem 2 comments
aphelion · 40 weeks ago
And it may be your last...
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I. Like. Booty 2 comments
aphelion · 45 weeks ago
I'm trying to take pictures of spiderman, but i'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the menace!
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Aaaaaww .. 1 comments
aphelion · 46 weeks ago
Dog version of not being able to walk right after a date went very well.
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Three separate hobbies 3 comments
aphelion · 47 weeks ago
"To Be Read" perhaps?
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Power might corrupt 3 comments
aphelion · 51 weeks ago
When I send an email, it auto sorts receivers alphabetically. Can they get mad at each other's names?
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That's the right choice 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Unless you spent upwards of $100,000 on an IMAX camera to film your wedding, the footage would actually look kinda mediocre on an IMAX screen. Would be a waste of a good opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which wasn't filmed on IMAX either, but it would still be an opportunity to watch the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, which only someone who hasn't seen the 1999 cinematic masterpiece, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz would pass up.
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Takes a min to get it 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
boi's got some nice legs
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Remarkable lady 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
There's an excellent song about her called Majesty by Ben Moon/Veela.
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Wholesome 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
The Paarthurnax Dilemma
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Classic 3 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Everytime he told someone he's a vegetarian, the sheer spite of going against the status quo extended his life by a day.
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Rock heart for you 1 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Broke Rock Mountain
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Making a meme out of every history lecture I attend - Lecture 1: Introduction 4 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
We're not even a quarter of the way through this one, still got plenty of time to make a new record!
· Edited 1 year ago
Grow up 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
LPT: Can't afford caviar? Blow someone instead!
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You dare challenge megamind?!!!! 2 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
Oh yeah? What's the difference?
tube 6 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
it's also worth mentioning that it takes a very significant deviation from a normal view count to trigger this message
a typical viral video won't do it, and in most cases when you see it, something fishy is probably happening
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tube 6 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
(The follow up comment) You can see this in action by comparing the number of views to the number of subscribers. Ideally, they should be kind of equal, preferably weighted towards views.
View indicate how popular THAT video was, while subscribers indicate how popular your channel was AT ITS PEAK. If subscribers are higher than views, that means that a majority of people who liked your channel in the past, don't actually stay up to date with new uploads, which doesn't actually help you at all.
If your subscribers and views are similar, then it is likely that many of your subscribers are following new uploads, giving you a more stable and reliable rate of growth, and income per video, which greatly helps long term stability.
It's worth mentioning that views higher than subscribers isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it usually means that a video went viral and reached a big audience, but they weren't interested in the rest that your channel had to offer.
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tube 6 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
...the creator, but more importantly turn potential people of the channel when they see that most of the comments are negative. Keep in mind people are much more willing to complain than to compliment, so the negative comments will be a vocal minority.
Finally, the last big thing is scams. If a video/channel grows too quickly, it could be a result of an exploit/bug in the algorithm, or a view farm trying to boost a channel very quickly. This is never a good thing because it forces the channel onto a wider audience inorganically, so many people won't actually want to see it.
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tube 6 comments
aphelion · 1 year ago
It essentially means "This video went viral, but the channel has had little to no presence before this. In case this is a scam, we are limiting the number of viewers until we trust the creator."
In the long run, this will likely actually help the creator.
If a channel grows VERY quickly, like double digit percentages in days quickly, it causes issues for the creator that can slowdown, limit, or permanently harm their ability to grow.
These issues are complex, but they basically boil down to: lots of people join the channel, they quickly forget about the channel, the channel LOOKS like it is very big but actually only gets a small number of views (see follow up comment for info).
Another issue is trolls. A channel that very suddenly grows will have an influx of trolls and negative opinions, mostly in the form of comments. At this point, the channel does not have a strong supportive community to counter this, leading to a lot of negativity which can not only be disheartening for...
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