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After brexit 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Cruise ship.
Coronavirus Petri dish.
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I felt like drawing a marvel-like character and shading a lot, so here we are 27 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Konstannt was haunted by the look of uncomprehending fear as he convulsed and spasmed in her grip.
Her young mind understood the anger at her tormentor but striking back with an inner, defiant rage that smouldered away his life force as she held him till death made her nauseous and powerful.
From her life climb she paused and remembered this rocky ascendance when self mastery began.
Caesar pencil holder 1 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Brutelist sculpture.
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My Naem Is Cow 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
my name is cow
cat name is titus
i hate lik cat
bovine spongiform encephalitis
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For all its flaws, it's the best we have 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
This is the greatest time in human history to be alive.
There is less poverty, less starvation, lower infant morality, higher life expectancy, greater access to sewage and running water, higher levels of education, medical care that is unsurpassed.
Much of the world’s population lives a better, healthier life than Kings and Queens of only a few hundred years ago.
No more: chamber pots; no anaesthetic dental work; amputation for an infected cut; ten years in a gulag for ... something.
This is the greatest time in human history to be alive.
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A measure of convenience 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Have you ever wondered why the kettles in hotels never fit under the tap in the sink?
Meet Isabukuru, a protected Gorilla in Rwanda. Behind him is Veronica 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Like some movie about a primate monarch with a Mongolian name?
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Religion is against nature 7 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Will I still get internet points?
Make Murica hate again! LoL 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
It’s interesting how acceptable it is to stereotype the USA but if you do it to many other countries it’s deemed “wrong”.
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Penguins are dense OR If you've ever wondered how pangwangs stay warm 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I’m guessing you could make some beautifully warm vests out of penguins.
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Cat lost in Ohio reunited in New York with owner thanks to microchip 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Cat already scanning horizon for a new misadventure.
Friggin’ cats.
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Me a guy who works at IT 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
From a Brian injurme.
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For the Insta! 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
armless frivolity.
So wholesome 6 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Ogg
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Passing through 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Yes. Money is ultimately so temporary.
Still a Thornback Ray 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
I’d like to say it was something deep but honestly I read a story about this being one of the oldest exhibits in an Australian fish museum and it looked like it had a little arm holding a certificate.
Bruh moment 7 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
This is a parody account (yes I did have to check).
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Eagles can be really big 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Or get your beverage opened toot sweet.
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Every monster of a nightmare be like 27 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Fess up, how many mantises have you accidentally smoked?
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Oh no 3 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
OK Zoomer
FOFOMO 2 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Yes
Saw a real-life joke this morning 4 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
If you’ve got time to photograph it you’ve got time to verify its true intentions.
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That's the cat's permanent spot now 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Vampire bat cat.
Woman in Mexico rescues an injured coyote from the road, thinking it was a dog 13 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
That sheep in the first picture looks pretty freaked out there’s a coyote in the car.
These minimalist playing cards 5 comments
ardeet · 4 years ago
Despite their beautiful design, the practicality of playing with these around a dimly lit, home game poker table would be a bit ordinary.
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