BATPIG

Um why is there a 'tsu' after the title though...?

Perform a Saw-style tracheotomy on her with a crayon

Me

If you just do a Google search you can find them but they are SO EXPENSIVE. I want one/two/five/fifty

"Are you wearing the--" "The Chanel boots? Yeah, I am."

This is so cruel. Marilyn never wanted to play those roles, it was just all she was given. She always wanted to be a serious actor but no one gave her the chance to.

Gaga looks so cute

ITS THE HUMIDITY!!!

No it's either 'wow that's really good' or 'that looks like ____'

I would read the chapter titles and then put it away

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US

WORK IT, BLACK JESUS. Jesus is the new black

FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU RIGHT IN THE ASS WITH A SPLINTERY PEICE OF WOOD WITH NO LUBE OR ANYTHING FUCK YOU HOW DARE YOU PUT ME THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THIS I WAS ALMOST CRYING AND IT WAS A FUCKING RICK ROLL YOU MASSIVE PEICE OF SHIT FUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYOOOUOUUUU

NEPTUNE...GO...NOW SERVE PLUTO...SATURN...JUPITER...MERCURY VENUS AH HAH...URANUS...DONT YOU KNOW MY A$$ IS FAMOUS...MARS...NOW SERVE FOR THE GODS... EARTH SERVE FOR THE STARS
-lady gaga

YEAH HANNAH I LOVE HER SO MUCH YouTube.com/myharto

READ HA DRAG HA SLAAAAAAAYYY HAHAAAAAAAA

Both...?