This is half correct brehs 10 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Big heads run in my family. Will the libertarians promise boots in my size?
Finally found it 5 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Where the Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein
There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.
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There is a place where the sidewalk ends
And before the street begins,
And there the grass grows soft and white,
And there the sun burns crimson bright,
And there the moon-bird rests from his flight
To cool in the peppermint wind.
Let us leave this place where the smoke blows black
And the dark street winds and bends.
Past the pits where the asphalt flowers grow
We shall walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And watch where the chalk-white arrows go
To the place where the sidewalk ends.
Yes we'll walk with a walk that is measured and slow,
And we'll go where the chalk-white arrows go,
For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.
Here’s the prompt. You can only eat one type of this for the rest of your life. 14 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Shoestring: I love them all, but shoestring fries keep some of their crunch when you add toppings.
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Here’s the prompt. You can only eat one type of this for the rest of your life. 14 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Shoestring: I love them all, but shoestring fries keep some of their crunch when you add toppings.
Lichtenstein castle, germany 25 comments
Too cruel, too cruel 2 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Growing up, the ice cream truck in our neighborhood had a sign that said “Slow Children At Play”. Whenever we heard the truck coming, my brother and I would start running around in slow motion so that we could be the slow children at play.
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Fishy Fun Day #40: Green Moray Eel @grimreaper 4 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
The moray eel always looks like someone shoved ear plugs in its nose.
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Julia has two passions in life: Cannabis and horses 1 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
Confession: I looked at this twice before I realized the horse was a cow.
What song lyrics have you misheard? 9 comments
beautifulfuture
· 3 years ago
From Macy Gray “I Try”
I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
“I wear goggles” when you are not here
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I try to say goodbye and I choke
Try to walk away and I stumble
Though I try to hide it, it's clear
“I wear goggles” when you are not here
People are weird 4 comments
beautifulfuture
· 5 years ago
Years ago, working at a bank, the smokers were getting four or five ten minute breaks a day, but I wasn't getting any. So I brought some Bubbles and Bubble Wands with me, and started taking "bubble breaks" in full view of the CEO's office. My break was no more arbitrary than a smoker's break, but I was still surprised that I didn't get into any trouble.
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Such a wonderful act of kindness 3 comments
She deserves some recognition 8 comments
beautifulfuture
· 7 years ago
Just FYI: The Nobel Prize committee doesnt release the names and information for nominees for 50 years from the time the person or group was nominated. So, it being 2016, we dont know yet who was nominated in 2007. We only know the winner.
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Steve Martin on stand-up 4 comments
The weirdest post on the face of the earth 4 comments
These fluffy baby owls 2 comments
