Beowulfscousin

beowulfscousin


I'm stronger than an ant. If an ant were... this big.
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that was a close one 43 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Tl;dr
1. Don't be hypocrite. If you see a religious/anti-religious posts, unless it COMPLETELY offends you (e.g. "kill all christians/muslims" or "kill all secularist"), ignore it. Don't go slandering the opposite sides ideals or way of life.
2. This is a fun page not a hate board so post funny, lighthearted things. Not something you know will start a comment war.
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that was a close one 43 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
I never said making fun of a funny thing is inappropriate. What I was saying was saying was don't be hypocritical about what you post. You want to make fun of religion? Go ahead, I don't care. But don't get mad when someone posts something that makes fun of anything anti-theist because that's when you fail your standard of being "open-minded".
Funsubstance is a meme site. It's purpose is to deliver funny pictures/stories/ideas to visitors of the site. In the few weeks that I've been browsing here I've have seen dozens of posts that make fun of theist (specifically christian/catholic/muslim) ways of life. These posts made it to the front page within a matter of a few hours so we can make a pretty good guess on the group mentality towards religion in general. The number of posts that contain what you call "religious propaganda" (which seems to be every single one) are miniscule in comparison to the anti-religious ones and received less than favorable judgements.
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Happy back to the future day! 15 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
*psst* They actually made them
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Heaven on earth 14 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
>No chili on the fries
What is this? Casual town?
When Google Fiber comes to town 5 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
From what I've heard it's everything you want for Internet/TV after a 20 year training session in the mountains.
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that was a close one 43 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
"I'm going to take this as a sign from God that i'm allowed to slap people who create overly religious posts that seek to perpetuate Judeo-Christian propaganda on a website that's primary purpose is comedic relief."
Because there aren't any posts that make fun of religion at all, Right? Not a single one that completely mocks the idea of believing in a higher power of any sort. I just love how the majority of the people on this website are in agreement with what they say and what they do.
· Edited 8 years ago
this is gonna be fuuun 4 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
"The" starts with a t, not an a.
if you're offended by this, you're pregnant. 9 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Don't kill it, just remove it.
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Turn on the music and let him dance with you 44 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Is this how you dance to Uncle Kracker?
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The mustache is "Kimpossible" to unsee 17 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
I don't know why I said Ditto. I meant Diglett.
www.sharenator.com/image/118133
The mustache is "Kimpossible" to unsee 17 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
If you look at ditto's nose in most games there is a white dot at the top to make it look shiny, and someone did one of those "can't unsee" posts and included ditto's nose saying it looked like an open mouth with one tooth.
This was really deep 20 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
But that's not even happiness...
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The mustache is "Kimpossible" to unsee 17 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
This is like ditto's tooth and it's very disturbing.
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And a haircut 6 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
And a haircut
Disappointed 11 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Yeah, it's not really that big of a deal unless it's something you desperately need like feminine products or materials for a project. Many teenagers (which I assume the post is created by) don't have a mode of transportation so when this happens it's a little frustrating 'cause you can't just go and get it yourself. Other than that it is pretty funny to act like the picture.
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Disappointed 11 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
She does the same when you don't take out the trash.
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Most People Don't Know About This 4 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
I'm angry at how great this joke is.
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Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
But you can agree that many people in this situation refused to use protection?
Unlimited supply, limited access 69 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
But really though, is it that hard to wear some rubber and take a pill?
Being perfect 4 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
There's no point in learning anything if you're perfect. .-.
I like philosophy, but good god that quote was incredibly vacuous.
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Armed forces 9 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Swiss army sidearm
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Mythological creatures from around the globe 19 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Can you imagine the basilisk in harry potter with a chicken head?
Someone draw this.
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Bang bang 2 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Good lord that recoil. o_O
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Cold water vs hot water showers 13 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
Cold showers prevent colds. Go home science, you're drunk.
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How to know when Christmas starts 11 comments
beowulfscousin · 8 years ago
We haven't celebrated Halloween yet. ;-;
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