bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

— bethorien Report User
Pretty much me right now 22 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
YAY CUDDLES
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Better have a nice usescreen name 27 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
wait are you telling me your real life name isnt @mialinay? WAIT DOES THAT MEAN IM NOT REALLY @BETHORIEN?
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Pretty much me right now 22 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
can i join in on the hugs?
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Me laughing at my own jokes 2 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I lol'd
T'is True 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
that would flow better if there was a line cut after Jill, vagina, and carolina as well as if you changed "a dynamite stick" to just "dynamite"
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One of these is not like the other 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
i think maybe your mom and dad my be into the same stuff you are
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Text your grandma 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*hugs*
Text your grandma 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
yes please :D
Text your grandma 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
can i has a cup of tea too?
Netflix>movie theatre 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
the theaters care. The people that work at the theater dont give a shit. They arent going to be actively looking. They arent going to be searching your stuff. They arent even going to say something if they see it but you're not being obvious. They dont care.
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Let's go Dutch 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
if there is a relationship where guestyboi is the least logical one im scared for the world
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Kinda late on the pet train, but here you go! 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE
can i plz give them head pats and scritches?
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Bard is the word 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
bards have healing spell you dingus
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Text your grandma 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*hugs you too*
itll be ok. idk what situation you're in that required such an action but you dont need to feel dirty for doing something you needed to for yourself.
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The memes did this 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
are you sure its not your secret alter ego with that name?
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Netflix>movie theatre 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
they dont get a choice in their model. If they don't do it that way they dont get to show movies that anyone gives a shit about watching
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Text your grandma 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*hugs*
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Deep sigh 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
not any more than any other tech company
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Guilty 10 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Same, I almost had to go drink a Starbucks coffee in ugg boots myself but I snapped out of it
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Guilty 10 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
thats like literally anyone in that situation
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Shame on you. Shame on your family 14 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
i count 74
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He's right 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
i mean mcdonalds is partially to blame for obesity but more from scummy practices as a company than supplying the demand. It's just like the companies that spent years lying about pharmaceutical opiates being perfectly totally safe. Their fault comes in lying and cheating to get to be where they are just as the cartel's fault comes in the deaths, lies and cheating they used to get where they were.
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Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*lives in fear of geluregis's kinks*
Dungeons and dragons 11 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Being rich and accomplished would come with mad bitches if you so wanted, no?