"self made"

Who the hell is obunga????

Damn it I took off my pants for nothing

Caterpillar: how long god???
God:
Caterpillar: dies

It's top portion looks like a face which is sick of your shit

My grandma once sharpened my pencil with a knife...it was kind of a big deal for me back then

Jail is just a room

The way Benedict Cumberbatch portrayed Alan Turing in the movie "the immitation game" it's was awesome....the problems Alan had to face due to his sexuality even think he saved thousands of lives and helped stop the war....

Shrek looks better then her

My parents always assume im looking at memes

The balance of the good and bad in the universe stays in good hands

It's Soo fuckin cute....how the hell can ya compare it to a demon

Thanks @xvarnah I needed that.....

Wow...you can now see the straps at the night.. impressive

Ooooowwwww

*doubt*