boiled_children

boiled_children


aha i don’t like u but you probably happen to like me so this is awkward

— boiled_children Report User
Is it still a wheelchair when it doesn't have wheels, a chair, and it's for a fish? 3 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
best idea all year. “Oh jim, can you get some money out of my purse?”
“Linda....”
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Thanks S8n 5 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
correction: you are the food.
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Yeah, well...I still believe it 5 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
aha see what i did there
Yeah, well...I still believe it 5 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
yeah while they do lean toward the left, that doesn’t mean they’re always right
Ice m*f*cers!! 2 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
the first mistake was having the ice in the cup
Credit to Jackinto Herrera 1 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
what a pure savage
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I am orally fixated on your rocks 7 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
bruh they remind me of that cube ice gum or whatever it is
Could be just me but 16 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
can i just say that riverdale....well uh. there’s no more hope for that God forsaken show...
More interesting parties 12 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
omg
More interesting parties 12 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
omg
The snark flight rises 3 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
the movie is pretty badass too
What...? 7 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
that’s not her it’s my great grandma Barbara
What...? 7 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
that’s not her it’s my great grandma Barbara
And I feel so relieved when I figure it out 6 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
OR LIKE A SONG FROM YOUR CHILDHOOD COMES ON THE RADIO BUT YOU NEVER KNEW THE NAME OF IT CAUSE YOU WERE LIKE SIX WHEN YOU WERE ROCKING OUT TO IT AND RHEN ITS LIKE HECKIN NOSTALGIA
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And the qoute of the day goes to *drum roll* 4 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
honestly.....
no dudes like me anyway lmao
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And the qoute of the day goes to *drum roll* 4 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
THANK YOU kind sir. someone had to say it
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The fabric will persist! 2 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
honestly doe kinda chill
Something I felt like. 24 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
bitch get WITH IT my man.
Something I felt like. 24 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
bitch get WITH IT my man.
Daniel picked a fight he wouldn't win 3 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
what. i-........what.
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This one funny though 13 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
son of a boiled child
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This one funny though 13 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
son of a boiled child
I hope someone adopts him :( 4 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
put the girlfriend in rice
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Me reading this: "That's a lot of damage" 12 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
immediately thought of Scooby-Doo
You may have adopted the cat, but the cat isn't sure it's adopted you yet 5 comments
boiled_children · 4 years ago
omg that is one gorgeous cat my bro
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