Mine would be "Someone lost the fight"

Perth to Broome in Western Australia. Not even the full length of the state. 2241km or 1392 miles.

I remember this being in the news.

You can only buy something if the seller agrees to the sale.

I agree with the sentiment, but "If you brought" goes with "had them hold". Otherwise "If you bring" goes with "have them hold". Also "neither read nor understand" or else "either read or understand".

I agree with the sentiment, but "If you brought" goes with "had them hold". Otherwise "If you bring" goes with "have them hold". Also "neither read nor understand" or else "either read or understand".

It's not her job to help men control where they are looking. It's men (and women) who should control themselves. It's not that difficult to figure out.

It's not her job to help men control where they are looking. It's men (and women) who should control themselves. It's not that difficult to figure out.

The Vogons are coming!

One of the funniest things I ever read was a legitimate and serious set of instructions on how to clean mouse balls.

A brilliant, funny, fantastic legend with absolutely zero f's to give for anyone else's trollish opinions. I would love to be just like her.

The opposite of albino?

Did anyone else see "big ender"?

Does the sign hanging at the back say "righto then"?

This has been proven to be a de-motivator not only for the legitimate winner but for everyone else as well.

This has been proven to be a de-motivator not only for the legitimate winner but for everyone else as well.

According to Lord Havelock Vetinari, Lord Patrician of Ankh-Morpork and alumni of the Assassins Guild, the best colour for hiding in the shadows is actually dark green.

Would happily pay a small fortune for that

THE TURTLE MOVES, and every now and then an elephant has to cock a leg to allow the sun or moon to pass by.

Just a side note, you don't have to consume a cow to get yoghurt.

This is soothingly balletic

As I was cataloguing the weird, I noticed the extra hand in the bathtub (aside from the crocodile)

As I was cataloguing the weird, I noticed the extra hand in the bathtub (aside from the crocodile)

My kids had an electronic drum kit. Headphones!!!

Just need a '67 chevy and a Transam to complete the crew