Or maybe he was just a Douglas Adams fan

Emu

Granny Weatherwax: "Evil starts when you begin to treat people as things"

What you got against short people???

fatal when inhaled

It's already the 11th of October here in Australia, so which time zone are you talking about?

There are albino Africans. I saw some in Kenya. They have African hair and bone structure. This guy is not one.

A measure of weight, not an activity.

Solipsism definition ... The theory that the self can be aware of nothing but its own experiences and states

Somebody with waaayyy too much time on their hands has been binging Monty Python

For those who need to know, its Cheese Omlette, which is plenty flirtatious for me.

He would be a she, coz there are no male tortoiseshell cats (except for the very rare but sterile ones).

It's right up there with the phrase "As well as cac be expected".

Here in Australia you usually get a minimum of 20 working days (4 weeks) annual leave and you can generally negotiate with your place of work if you want to bank one year's worth. Generally most places don't like to have to back fill your position for more than a month and a half (6 weeks).

Live long and prosper

if you pay and appreciate your staff, amazing things happen to morale,

Seriously vegans, it hasn't been fertilized! It's not going to hatch. Ever. Birds lay eggs even when they haven't so much as met a male bird.

Found you, camo cat

Wow, that's amazing. I'll add it to my list of completely useless information to spice up paused conversation

The Great A'Tuin, the World Turtle, of the species Chelys galactica, was the gigantic turtle upon whose back stood the 4 great elephants, and on those backs the Discworld was carried through space.

And the librarian is an orangutan.

Well that escalated...