We would never do that to you
*whispers* because we don’t have to
What was that?
Nothing Batman

If anyone needs a self-esteem boost it’s these guys

Where did the second ball come from

Weighs 600 lbs the train could crash and he wouldn’t budge

If you don’t have a tattoo of something you regret you haven’t lived

That what I call music vol.17

Maybe he should wear pants

They played scrabble in person and it just wasn’t the same

I came to Washington to watch porn and disable Obamacare, and I’m all out of Obamacare

Do you ever just Narnia

Why would different color people be on different color sand

So it’s not a Christmas pop tart

He looks way happier in the swimsuit

That’s really great, cool!

That last one is definitely meth

Then you need to follow the signs ahead of you

Only the devil could nail a sax solo like careless whisper

Cause he don’t got bills

Pfft, you age! Black don’t crack.

Well it is at 7-11 the coffee is right there you just have to fill up the cup

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