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cakelover


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Yes 3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Very few people use seasoning that doesn't come out of a bottle
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British "people" am I right 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Then you're not British. Hand over your passport, sunshine
A tale of two ships 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You didn't have to do me like that mate
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You little slur 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Welp the title is meant to be "You little slut", like the mother says in the video
Either way, for anyone who doesn't know, it was a skit
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Get a good look Costanza??? 4 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Ah, I see you too are a man of culture
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Those damn liberals 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Lol
Bloody liberals ruining my *checks notes* 600 year-old game
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Join me 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Yes
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Imagine hitting one of these 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
For context, painting white stripes on dark animals was done during the Blitz in the second world war to help drivers avoid hitting them. Most streetlight were switched off or shaded to minimise the chances of enemy bombers being able to detect the light
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Fillosuffee 2 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
*woosh*
*Bang!*
Dunno, after that he won't answer me
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Wunderbar 5 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Wait. Are you forklift certified?
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He he he 11 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Well, from the perspective of a biologist, the artificial colouring of the face or parts thereof with something like lipstick is a form of sexual signalling
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He he he 11 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Depends if you consider makeup such as lipstick to be sexual signalling
If you're a biologist, that's so obvious that it's not even a question
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*sniff* 3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You can play Amogus if you want
Know the difference 3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
I'll keep you oiled up
:3  3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Well, dinner and a movie first at least
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It's now okay to discriminate racially 18 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Holy crap
:3  3 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
"You and me, both of us, together!"
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It's now okay to discriminate racially 18 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Isn't it illegal to explicitly discriminate by race?
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I'm huuuuge 5 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
You don't know my feet sir
On This Day in The Titanic Sank 5 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
It's a Russian cruiser that was sunk in the ongoing war
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It's Friday and I'm feeling a bit cheerful, have a selfie 5 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Looking very learned, sir
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Mamma mis 1 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
*mia
Remember remember the 8th of Roevember .. 9 comments
cakelover · 1 year ago
Explicitly political posts like this tend to leave a bad taste in the mouth
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