Or you could find the nearest highway overpass and toss it over the edge, preferably during rush hour and right in front of a semi.

Gun shot.

Yeah no reason to be ashamed of your scars. Half my face is one big scar that simply shows I survived something that by all rights should have been my death.

http://www.dogbreedplus.com/dog_breeds/horgi.php
They are real and don't get any bigger then an adult corgi.

Yeah me too, either way you look at it one of them needs a bucket.

No reason to apologize, we are all dealt our cards when we are born I was just dealt a crap hand. I don't let it bother I just love and laugh one day at a time. :-)

So says the loser with dick as a user name. Are you sure you're old enough to be online without an adult present?

I'm in my thirties but have a slew of health issues that are likely to kill me before then.

The world's largest known rodent, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capybara

Not always ns I've had plenty of people with mothballs in their head look right at me and still stroll right out in front of me when I'm going close to fifty mph and I tell you getting 6000 pounds of steel stopped before committing retroactive birth control is a feat!

Its bullshit if you can't open your car door because a little battery decided to die. I walk up to may car stick the key in the lock and turn it, that's if I lock my doors at all. My town is so bloody small if anybody sees somebody other than you near your car they are liable to get shot or have the cops called. Furthermore my one car was made in the 1970's and the other in the 80's they won't get far if they steal them i'd just meet them at the nearest gas station.