No don't poison good water with it! Use battery acid instead.

I'm not obese but have a placard for other reason but choose to park in regular spots whenever available. I only have the placard because my family is scared I may get hit on my deaf/blind side. I hate that thing with a vengeance it makes me feel like a fool because rude people question why I have it.

That's fun and all until somebody decides to fart into the fan!

Actually in the original cartoon they had a fifth turtle for a while I forget her name though.

They make a satisfying squishing noise when my car hits them.

In no uncertain terms geese are the assholes of the animal kingdom! They are mean, filthy and territorial. I would sooner stare down a charging bull with a rolled up newspaper then tangle with one goose!

Still a better story then twilight!

Well I didn't have a headache today, that is until I read this!

Yeah, off!

I had a similar experience while working in a corner store. People always asked where (or if we had) the bathroom was despite a sign on both exits and a four foot long bright yellow and blue bathroom sign suspended from the ceiling actually saying "restrooms" and pointing towards them!

Person must have flunked kindergarten!