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canadianbacon


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But I was just trying to give a hug... 16 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
Steps 1-3 looks like something Levi would do.
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Oh mattel, what have you done 15 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
... So that's why that was my favorite toy. Okay, good to know.
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It's so cute! 5 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
I do.
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I'd be scared too. 27 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
Dark Crystal. Fucking hate that puppet movie.
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Just sayin'... I am French and this is what we came from 15 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
Wow imagine how shitty the anal sex was.
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A farmer was in a court battle 16 comments
canadianbacon · 6 years ago
I'm in mock trial at my school too! An to answer Tylerchu, narration is when they give more information than what was needed. When they add more info to your question it makes it hard to tell if they answered your question or not. Lawyers object to narration not because truth will come out but because the answer is buried in the story and just simply stated.
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I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS 13 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Me trying to get my shit together.
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Let's fund this 4 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
I accidently read that in Morgan Freeman's voice.
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When You Get It 47 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
We worked really hard on those puns.
When You Get It 47 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
They need more... Wibbly wobbly...
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Snake wants to be warm 7 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Are they friendly... For a snake?
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Life goals me and internet 5 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Your moms
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Snake wants to be warm 7 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
I've always wanted a pet snake ;3;
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Earth day run irony 9 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ) now THAT'S a marathon I'll run
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Late abortion 4 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
What? That's how I feed the animals. :/
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Why does mom know the current price of hash? 4 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
I don't see the problem with this
Chavs 13 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Basically a term snobbish Brits use to describe someone of lower class who are loud and wear imitation clothes.
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Minimalist beach living room 6 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Reminds me of that room in Tron.
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After buying motion sensors for my bathroom 4 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
What if you stay still even if the lights go out, but they suddenly flicker back on...
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Moby pls 11 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
What does PC mean?
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Procrastination. 4 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
THEIR ARMS.
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Canada's constitution 11 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
e.e
Incredible paper cut 6 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
Well now, that just ruffled my eagle feathers.
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Canada's constitution 11 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
HEY. IM FUCKING FABULOUS.
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Incredible paper cut 6 comments
canadianbacon · 7 years ago
… set it on fire
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