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captainamerika

You see that.
That tiny dot flying away?
Yeah. That was my last fuck given.
Sorry about that.

— Erika

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New motto 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I like this

i really f*ckin like walgreens 39 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I'VE GOT CARAMELLO KOALAS (you Americans have no idea what they are XD)

New information leak 22 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I actually like them so...

One of his powers is super-sass 6 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I thought it was good but okay...

New information leak 22 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I'm on the monthly one I think.

Every. Single. Time. 34 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

AND JACE
YOU CAN'T FORGET JACE

Every. Single. Time. 34 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Sounds amazing

Happy Lizard 14 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Aww jensensbooty I'm so sorry. We're here for you.

Poor iggy 25 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

First thing's first
She's got no talent

This girl is on fire 30 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*uses fall out boy flag as a blanket*

f*cking LUCK 8 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

'Straya.

This girl is on fire 30 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*sniffles* There there.

Difference between men and women 33 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Go get him.

this show is /actually/ the best thing 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Is very good.

This girl is on fire 30 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

You made the fobsessed side of fs upset. *pouts*

this show is /actually/ the best thing 13 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

NO
It's Gravity Falls

I f*ckin love Walgreens 29 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I could possibly because I have the hair and eyes and pale skin...

This girl is on fire 30 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

FUCK NO NOT THAT

My wife asked me which one I like more 41 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

*upvotes all to fuck up the system* Hehe

As an Aussie kid I was often misled 12 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

I sometimes call them hot chips and "crisps" I sometimes refer to as Smith's because that's the most well-known brand of chips in Australia.

This girl is on fire 30 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

So light em up up up light em up up up light em up up up

I f*ckin love Walgreens 29 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

It's a possibility I could be Belle... if Belle were 5'8 and had one arm.

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"Use these lottery numbers for Saturday" 43 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

Wow that's terrible. I'm sorry that happened to you. Good thing you left him.

"Use these lottery numbers for Saturday" 43 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

If a guy was ever abusive to me I'd hit him back and dump his ass.

laughing for dayz 10 comments

captainamerika · 9 years ago

My god yes you guys