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Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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I found a happy little Easter egg in the new Super Smash Brothers 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

This has to be fake, Bob Ross would never harm anything. Plus, even if he would, he's too op.

Spider-ant 5 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

'hello yes, am ant'

Harry potter lore 9 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Everyone is actually aliens.

Benefit Cumberfinch best actor 18 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Chuck Norris, because Chuck Norris.

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Literally my boyfriend 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Also now you've lost the ability to think any deeper than 'im hungry' or 'ooh theyre cute'

Literally my boyfriend 13 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

*hands you a penis and a badge*
You're a man now.

The tall one is Lauren Phillips, don't know about the small one 18 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Oh shit I've seen this one. Kinda interesting story?

Socks on : Check / No homo said : Check 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Well, I've never 69-ed one of my bros before, and I have pretty much zero friends, so logic dictates that this must be true.

You cant unseen this 6 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Half tempted to send this to my new girlfriend, but like
she gon be pissed

Excessive Ads, The Sequel: I Stand Corrected 17 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Decent browser with build in adblock: Brave

Minus 1 hp 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Meanwhile, I maxed my evasion. Paper can't even touch me. Seriously, I can't even hold on to my money. I'm so poor now.

Jack black 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

My favorite scene is when he's helping people 'go to sleep'.

Minus 1 hp 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Actually, since everyone has different hp amounte based on their level, it would be different percentiles of damage per person.

There's always that one guy 7 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

What about people who have a picture of them and their s/o as their background?

Jack black 14 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

cHAPPI

Relatable 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Literally, gen Z is born anywhere between 1995-2014, which falls in the right spot for all these things.

Relatable 12 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

That's gen Z

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That's how mafia works 3 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

I mean it's pretty obvious, considering the stew on the table, and the barrel in the background. Plus, well, that also looks like Serana behind Geralt.

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The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

mIND CRUSH

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM A TRAINER BATTLE IT'S AGAINST THE RULES

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

chARIZARD I CHOOSE YOU!

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

No but seriously no one insults my girlfriend
ill fite

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The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

YEAH, WHYYYYY

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Well great now we broke up and she took the dog. We aint even married, but she took me to court anyway. God damn your magnificent ass!!!

The big Ouch 212 comments

captainjackharknes · 5 years ago

Oh shit, I think I just cheated on my girlfriend by looking at this