captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Hope they're a divorce lawyer 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
It was struck by lightning.
People like this 10 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Pfft, I wish it were just some people with like $3 of stuff. Usually, for me, its like 3-4 people, and at least 2 are buying cartloads of stuff.
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Ok now the alien *rgy will be epic 8 comments
Ok now the alien *rgy will be epic 8 comments
Ok now the alien *rgy will be epic 8 comments
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captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
The store I work at closes at 8. We no longer let customers in starting 7:55, because we always have like 2-3 people already still in the store by then, and that's gonna take the next 5-8 minutes to get them all at the register, and ring them up. We do not let people in, past 7:55, and they think that arguing 'the store closes at 8, not 7:55' actually will help. Sorry, Karen, but you gotta get your snackcakes and soda somewhere else. Preferably the dollar store right next door, that's still open.
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To help you better understand your emotions 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I figured a large blanket of various things would work. Either one of them would work, or they all would have, causing a brain hemorrhage.
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To help you better understand your emotions 14 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Okay, I'm going to say a phrase. Let me know if you feel any changes.
I voted for Donald Trump while listening to a Justin Beiber song featuring 6x9ine, and to top it off, I was wearing crocs with socks.
I voted for Donald Trump while listening to a Justin Beiber song featuring 6x9ine, and to top it off, I was wearing crocs with socks.
To help you better understand your emotions 14 comments
Staff are people too! 8 comments
Why dafuq is he carrying a frying pan??? 20 comments
Icky cool fair Armadillo 11 comments
Icky cool fair Armadillo 11 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
Just be like 'ok, if you can bring your floor here, we'll clean it'
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2433 7 comments
captainjackharknes
· 4 years ago
I mean I love all of Rick Riordan's books, and I'm pretty straight.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 5 years ago
The suit has a tank of air. The whole premis of the first movie is that the bad guy couldn't figure out why nothing living could shrink down. It's because they need a containment that supports their size, and obviously it'd mean that there is a pressurized air tank in the suit, that shrinks the air particles so they can still breath.
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Enjoying the Sunset 12 comments
If that's what you want 10 comments
If that's what you want 10 comments
