CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Kills you slowly 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Well... You're a sphincter
Happy Birthday to me! 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I actually have turned 20 today, so it's pretty much against the law for me to do such childish acts.
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Kills you slowly 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I know this is a year old, but... Sphincter in of itself refers to your anus. Putting butt in front of it makes it so redundant.
Reminder for those who don't RIP 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Who do I talk to about being an Arcane Skeleton?
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yay I have friends
Mamma mia 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hell imma shame you too if you get a pizza with olives and then take them off.
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Wisconsinites it is then.
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Hey, can I come too? I'll bring the snacks!
They said punk was dead so I raised it from the grave 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I was thinking more Woody Woodpecker, but sure, why not?
Happy Halloween from Dr. Richard Ew! 39 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Have you tried the attic?
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They said punk was dead so I raised it from the grave 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yes, that, uh, totally was due to an actual action, that I did...Totally.
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Superheroes: "We saved the city!" The City: 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Penis tower probably
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
But... That makes 54, not 42???
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Okay so it's been like, a long time since I've seen it, but either they warped back in time, or they went to Earth mk 2, and were at the dawn of civilization, and the question was What do you get when you multiply six by seven?
I think it was something about the meaning wasn't in the question or the answer, but what the motivation of learning either did, creating purpose and even life. Like I said it's been a while since I've seen it so, this all might have been a fever dream or something, but it's better than nothing, right?
The Ultimate Question 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
If you watched the original tv show adaptation, you'd know what the question was.
Happy Good Afternoon 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
It isn't nice to lie
This 8-bit image of video game consoles is pretty neat 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Pretty sure this is a file for use in a video game or something, and this is the sprites page.
Don't do more than what is required 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
I mean he could start suckin dicks for $1 each, and suck the 300 billion dicks he said he would.
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The way these systems are mounted on the wall 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
*hands you some tissues*
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And then the chick will pregnant in a few months 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Ok so, this post reminded me the new episode of My Hero Academia comes out on Saturday, so thank you, whether this is a bot post or a real person.
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I just a crazy revelation 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Yeah, this started with my grandfather and my dad, and then my dad did it to me and my siblings, but then realized a few years back how bad it was.
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Old enough 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 4 years ago
Dude this was the shit
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