CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Fishy Fun Day #43: Meme Edition 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
As someone who takes acetaminophen regular, this is hilarious
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Happy Birthday to the most beautiful girl I love 18 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ew other people's happiness
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My time has come 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Take me to snurch
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Anon had sex 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yeah sex is actually kinda a downer.
My time has come 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What is the snail gonna do with the money anyway?
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I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Unless I'm lying
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*shoots into the fuckgin sun*
I am a simple guy, I just wanna your Bday in a fun way. 23 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Trapped in prison with Mario?? I mean, I could guess what I did, but what did he do?
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*stops breathing*
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
It just... Grows really fast.
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah he's in Canada
The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh boy. I'm sorry for your virgin eyes.
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The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh god no don't look at the images
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Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Ope, didn't even notice my chest was showing like that
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The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh honey, do you not know what a femboy is?
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The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
How do you even search that up???
The Ultimate Showdown 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Now I just want there to be tomboyXfemboy porn
Man I still got my quarantine hair 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Which one?
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Happy noises =^ - ^= 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
(=^・ェ・^=)
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It ain't easy being .. 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Slowly pull forward and start tailgating them?
All hail the Honk 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Silly fools, I am 1/5th geese!
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A kittens baby teeth 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
(=^・ェ・^=)
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Eating pizza rolls before they cool down 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
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Cinderella 15 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
(・o・)
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