CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Heh 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
*is tempted to make a carfluff joke account*
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Coincidentally it follows ROYGBIV 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
^^^^
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Even while doing the dishes 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
God I used to be like, horny every 25 minutes like 4 years ago. Now it might happen maybe 1-2 times a week? God not gonna lie, making a post about boners that isn't a joke feels weird.
Why can't you understand me?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I only woke up because I had to use the bathroom. The blankness of sleep is amazing.
Everything is a lie. Only cake is real. 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually am pretty good friends with the woman at my work who does the cake art, gotta send her this
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Very serious 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What a strange coincidence!
No filter. No editing. Shot on phone. 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I would love to if the area I lived in had anything to take pictures of
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No filter. No editing. Shot on phone. 13 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...I got a google pixel 4...
C'mon! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Pizza crust is just breadsticks
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Oh my heart! It just gets better and better!! 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I love them
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Bout to ordain my first wedding 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Officially? Yes.
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This thriftstore find ( ThriftStoreHauls) 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I want that tattooed on the back of my neck
B¸ñËÚr>1e•│h 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I know this is a lie because if she really were a tomboy gf, she'd make fun of you.
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Any Percy Jackson fans?? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Mr Crabs is Mr. D
A cute boy and a lake 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Yoted
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OC guys! 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
...shut up I'm definitely not on my phone in the bathroom rn...
I feel for ya lad 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I thought it was spelled nought
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This glass sculpture 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Put. It. Up. Your. Butt.
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Lernt today 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Which is ironic because if he had poured some whiskey on it to disinfect, he might have been ok.
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This glass sculpture 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Put it up your butt
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The monster book of monsters [the cake] 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Damn mimics
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Any Percy Jackson fans?? 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
And put it over there in the spotlight where it can be better enjoyed