CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Predictive Horoscopes for the Truly Bored 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
╮(. ᴗ .)╭
Predictive Horoscopes for the Truly Bored 48 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I desire to be with you and your family.
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Tactical TicTac for all 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
To make a scene
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Mitigated precious Lyrebird 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
@hyperion are you ok? Is she hurting you?
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Pucker up, b*tches 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
No, you misunderstand. You give them free kisses.
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That’s a pro move 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I mean thats what happens if you give a cheaper, easier alternative.
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Sneaky blue-eyed Okapi 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Oh yes, a tweet from 2009, how nice.
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60 years from now 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah the diaper was fused to his face
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He bite 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Then pay with your blood!
He bite 6 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Stop! You have violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
It's free, cant complain 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Bitch that's not even a brownie
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Also Yoda is litterally the adult version of baby Yoda 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I actually own a book of the sith... A lot of it lowkey makes sense.
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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Wait there are places where cashiers get to sit and don't have to bag the groceries?!?
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It's not wrong 16 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I do this but with the electric scooters at walmart, because I help an older woman. I am very insistent on it, because that's good karma. Plus, we've been in situations where we couldn't get one while her legs were giving out, because no one would bring them back in. I think last time I did it, I brought it back in while they were completely out and an older man needed it. PSA: always bring back in those scooters if you are physically able!
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Nice 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
I know, I was playing along with franklin's part
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Nice 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
What?!?
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Red mushroom near road 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Free death! Hell yeah! *Nom*
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Thicc apocalypse 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Fat borb, fat lizard
I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Nah I hate me. No way would I be friends with myself
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I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
They won't let me back in
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I hope for the day that the world burns after seeing this 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Source? For a friend...
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Yeah, stop it 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
no
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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
Mulk?
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What did you do Lord?! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 3 years ago
He need sum milk!
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