captainjackharknes
Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty
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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Then I want a new vessel
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Someone take the wheel? 13 comments
Gods, that man is gorgeous. 2 comments
The internet connects us 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Great now I kinda wanna play WoW again, but my laptop basically a glorified heater now.
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Clapping worldly pretty Eagle 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
If anyone's gay, it's Squidward. Or Sandy. Actually no, Sandy's probably bi.
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In the Beginning there were Predictive Text Games 56 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
In the beginning of the universe was a good time. This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a friend and I are going to be in the office tomorrow.
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Carl Sagan’s daughter, Sasha 1 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
Why do I feel like if you unbuttoned those pockets, they'd come down like flaps, with big openings for her breasts?
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Why is it a Monster? 4 comments
World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I'll be half robot by then anyway. But also, it just says I'll be there, not necessarily alive. Guess y'all will be fighting over my corpse.
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World War IV will be fought with post-it notes, and Predictive Text Games 97 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with the rest of the week and I will be there
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The many fires 4 comments
captainjackharknes
· 3 years ago
I like making the log cabin fire. Not a lot of light, but plenty of heat
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Hunting season is coming up 5 comments
Gabby warlike great Woodcock 1 comments
Every woman’s Valentine’s Day dream 3 comments
