CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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Not so tough now 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Is your dog a little yappy dickhead?
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Please do not touch kids under 18 years. Thank you 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I too, have read this. My name isn't John though.
You Know You Got Problems When 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
What about... An emotional support frog?
It do be a game 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Stop stealing my showers. I've already had to buy another 4 for backup!
I know you are 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Yes
Hazardous liquids cannot melt hazard suits 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Still, that's bare skin, in contact with whatever fumes in that sewer.
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Hazardous liquids cannot melt hazard suits 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I mean, he's not wearing a helmet...
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Did someone say..... "sex"? 10 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Have a PEZ
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Poke a stick at a grizzly bear 32 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Have you tried one of those Hobbits
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This is my cry for help 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I floss.
This is my cry for help 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Can you take your hands off my neck please?
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This is my cry for help 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Do a flip
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#faxts 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ayy zont I haven't seen anything from you in a while!
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#faxts 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I ain't even really a furry, but e6 got waay better tag systems.
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They got somewhere to be 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*angry duck noises*
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They got somewhere to be 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Oops, elevator's broken
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Some things are worth the lack of air conditioning and antibiotics 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Option 3: make your own bar with superior drinks, and slowly win over all the Scots.
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Polysaccharid procreator 36 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Joke doesn't fit, we're looking for a gender neutral term. Sugar tranny still insinuates gender identity.
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Put on the Maid outfit, especially if you're a guy 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Nah I'm literally a maid.
Sin wouldn't be a thing if we had Baja blast back then 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
There are three different Baja flavors now Baja blast Baja Punch and I think it's called Baja tropical
Put on the Maid outfit, especially if you're a guy 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Hey five bucks is five bucks
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Polysaccharid procreator 36 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
These hands are rated E for everyone.
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No offence to Umbridge fans 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
EXACTLY
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Choose your fate 22 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
ₒₕ yes
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