CaptainJackHarknes

captainjackharknes


Here's a little something for you all to know.I post in character.If you're a bit upset because I flirted with you,I'm just in character.And no space left to ty

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This week 12 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Can... Can I have that implant?
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Can confirm - works like a miracle! 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I mean if anything they're catching a few fruit flies and then they're just laying eggs or whatever and breeding in the cup.
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Somethings wrong I can feel it 2 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Exactly what the sign says
And this mom probably b*tches about how smart her kids are when they’re average at best 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
I think they're supposed to be 'healthier'? I don't know, more of a mixed drink person here.
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Choose your quirk 14 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
The ability to shit someone else's pants.
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Celtic colors of handfasting 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
As an ordained minister, this will be very useful for helping people with their weddings.
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Think carefully, I *will* judge you 11 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Fun fact, when you do the /train command in wow, each race does a different amount of chuggas
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That one's a nope 4 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
But the weird berries make me see pretty colors!
Think you so sneaky? 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Stop licking my lips.
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Ay bet you pokefans can't read Unknown 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Oh god there are so few pixels, I'm sorry
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Prehistoric bug fossilized in amber: 300 AD 3 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Must be a firebug...
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I hate awards 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ok, but you're still doing something.
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I hate awards 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
The difference is that you could sell what you make, and actually gain a profit.
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Which one is it though? 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*waterboards you with chocolate milk*
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Let me stay longerrr 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Good ol gnome demonology warlock, Brotatowho
Let me stay longerrr 19 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
World of Warcraft? I mean, so long as pvp is disabled, I could live in Stormwind or something, I guess.
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There's No Reason For That 8 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Because a finger has three joints, the thumb has two.
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Stay calm, comrade. You'll get a statue, it's all good! 1 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
It's even sadder because the dog had no idea what was going on.
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I'm a co-op main 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Ok Randy Marsh
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Yeaaaaah 7 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Gimme dat goblin shortstack
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Profound 5 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
So those vrchat youtubers that use the brush avatars?
Art done by someone who isn't good at art, @catfluff 9 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
Excuse me, that's a sphere
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Woosh the cat 17 comments
captainjackharknes · 2 years ago
*wakes up Saturday morning in an egg*
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