I remember newsgroups on usenet. People would post nudes and the nicest posters offered you a page of indexed thumbnails because otherwise it was a time consuming, shot in the dark, as you watched, in real time, a picture being generated, scrolling line by scrolling line. The funniest was where you were trolled, as you watched an ostensibly hot girl being revealed line by line, only to discover, a minute or two later, that she wasn't all-girl, lol.

I'm gonna go with the one who required hours of hands on effort, in order to personalize her wrapping paper.

This guy's comics come with a separate, related comment that he places under the panels. For what it's worth, the one under this one read, "#WatchPeopleDieInside".
https://sundaecomics.com/2020/11/15/watchpeopledieinside/

Autocorrect, being what it is, has given us a window in what the OP searches for on Pornhub... hopefully.

Garfield with your eyes closed
Well, that was easy.

Pretty sure someone's birthday is around the corner.
生日快示 translates as "Birthday Reminder", at least in Google Translate.

Obviously it's just two actors, showing why they get the big bucks. He's ACTING that he's short, while she's ACTING tall. It's what they do. Jeez!

Or in guys' cases...take a leak.

This is probably a Highlander(formerly a Highland Lynx). The Highlander has physical traits that resemble that of a wildcat. It was created in 2004 when two hybrid breeds, the Desert Lynx and the Jungle Curl, were crossed. Because it was produced from two hybrids, though, this breed does not actually have any wildcat genes, so it is a docile and playful companion. Curled ears, bobtails and polydactyl toes are this 10-20 lb, Maine Coon sized cat's chief physical features.

Evidently it's not easy to find and the guys driving, as usual, don't want to ask directions.

1880s-photos require long exposures of absolutely still subjects to register an image.
2020-sophisticated CCDs take but a split second to grab an image.
Me, frustratedly waving this posting in front of my cat's face, "Why can't you be more like this good boy!?!?"

The next stage will finally make use of all those foodie's Instagram photos. The waiter, "I recommend a picture of Gordon Ramsay's world famous signature dish, his Beef Wellington. We have several links available, at various price points."

I read the full exchange. Grandma didn't just meet any old random at that funeral. It turns out that future Granddad's own father was the guest of honour at that funeral.

Here's the size of the rock formation, relative to you-know-what. Happy Boxing Day to those that celebrate.
http://imgur.com/gallery/AT35iIM

47 Philippine pesos are about $1.00 US, for those doing comparison shopping.

These charcoal skulls were created by Japanese artist Sekisadamu. When Sekisadamu came up with the idea for his creepy charcoal skulls, he never really though about commercial potential. He merely wanted something cool to show off at the recently concluded Wonder Festival, in Chiba, Japan. But after posting photos of his creations on Twitter and inviting people to the festival to check them out in person, he got an overwhelming response – over 13,000 likes and almost 9,300 retweets at the time of this writing(Feb. 2019)– and started contemplating the idea of making charcoal skulls for the masses. The Japanese artist has already announced that he has set up a domain name for them and begun procedures to register a trademark on them.

Teddy Roosevelt is considered one of America's greatest presidents. He served as a New York assemblyman, the New York City police commissioner, lieutenant colonel in the Spanish-American War, assistant secretary of the Navy, the governor of New York, and then President William McKinley's vice president. After McKinley was assassinated in 1901, he became the country's youngest president at age 43.
In these times of bullshit cult's of personality, his famous quote is more relevant than ever:
“Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official, save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. It is patriotic to support him insofar as he efficiently serves the country. It is unpatriotic not to oppose him to the exact extent that by inefficiency or otherwise he fails in his duty to stand by the country. In either event, it is unpatriotic not to tell the truth, whether about the president or anyone else.”

Here's the details.
https://www.post-gazette.com/opinion/editorials/2018/10/15/A-cautionary-tale-Seneca-Valley-School-District-MeToo-Girls-admit-falsely-accusing-boy/stories/201810150017

My trainer: "You sure you got this?"
Me, nodding my head.
2 minutes later, me cradling my singed, stump of a wrist, "Where do we keep the Polysporin?"