Against, they just signed one of those “heartbeat bills”

Yeah I felt old reading this post, Minecraft didn’t appear until I was older. These youngins will never understand being able to launch seven innocent people off a roller coaster

Some people just have naturally fat cheeks, so when they gain weight it shows there first. In reality they’re gaining weight everywhere but because it’s on their face they just notice that weight first. My source: Me, I have fat ass cheeks

Then you are just regular rich

Yeah, priests and nuns are allowed to drink so this photo isn’t rare or anything

The last line is the only reason I upvoted

To be fair, he’s had like 8, and he only weighs 10 lbs

No but then why wouldn’t they be the same size

I’m glad the way we talk makes you happy!

It depends on the area you’re in in Minnesota, some places it’s a really slight accent and they never say “dontcha know”, but we def say “ope” and “oofta”. Some of the stuff in this post no one says, like “now there yet”, maybe that’s a typo. I think we sound a bit Canadian. We don’t notice it because it’s how we’ve always talked, and how everyone around us talks. But yes it’s funny and adorable

Is that why I’m so incredibly lame?

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I’m the one on the far right who looks really pissed off, as if someone just took the last of the cereal then put the empty box back in the cupboard

Your chances are still really low, but you’re supposed to avoid smoking, obesity, and pills with estrogen.

I got the same thing but on the left side: left eye goes black, left arm goes numb, but then my migraine would show up. I’m not super educated in it, but I know that the aura is because of blood vessels in your brain constricting, causing weird vision stuff. Because the vessels are smaller it’s harder for blood to pass through and you could get an isemich stroke.

Yup, well you’re still always twice as likely to get a stroke, even if you don’t have them anymore, something about the way our brains are built

I got those too, and just to let you know, because I was not aware of this, if you get aura migraines you’re twice as likely to get a stroke as everyone else. Your chances are still low, but you’re advised to steer clear of smoking and medicine that can raise chances of strokes.

Oof