It'd be more concerning if I was a duck or bunny factory, IMHO

NOT THE SOFT FUR

It's... complicated...

Oh no, not again
*tries to flee from happy saliva balls*

Been around two small puppies too, they ate underwear, shoes, anything. We now lock it all up.

I've been violently licked by a giant dog before

Jokes on you, I live with a bunch of guys. They tinkle on my seat anyways.

Mission successful. @dogscruff safely contained. @aviva can now apply the laws as they should.

Mroo!

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You can almost say he was unarmed unexpectedly

The screaming was to distract him and make it look like she is a shitty assassin, however she planned the bottom hand - look at all her training, she always goes for the stomach.

You could possibly convert it to a gif, or make a series slide of pictures that go by at fast speed - did this once to make an "animated" beating heart I drew

It's sticky and crusty, and tastes like poop :-(

i C whAT you did there

@calvinoot

It would suit you if it wasn't though.

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Many thanks, will check it out tomorrow :-)