*Too bad some guys play the "nice guyTM" game and lose their shit when you tell them no and won't fuck off until you are a bitch to them

I sharted
Edit: it should be snorted but sharted also works I guess

Pls halp

Yes

Yesss

*snifffffff*

Literally me this weekend

Shit, what is this, roast a bottle of piss day?

Ouch

Hnnngghhnn

Where did you find this photo of me?!

Yes

Yeooofffff I felt this

I thought this was a butt at first

Bestest boi