We have both. Touching = Town house, Separate = Single Family home.

Anyone know the song "cell block tango?" Because this definitely has the same vibe. Some lyrics include: So, I said to him, I said "Bernie, you pop that gum one more time…"
And he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots. Into his head!

Sort of off-topic, but: I think the public should be aware of what is going on and news should (objectively) let people know about events such as this. However, I am torn, because I feel like these events have gotten so much publicity that it is causing more of a problem (because the offenders want attention/fame/glory/etc.)

@Jess91 We should throw a dinner party!

I have a very similar cookbook with a recipe for "Elephant Stew" that is even more outrageous and funny than this.

Did what to who?

Well, no, actually. If you've ever taught kids to read or worked with a speech therapist, then you realize the letter name is different from the letter sound. If you see the letter m, should should make the sound "mmmm" (not "em"). So "mt" would actually be something like"mm-tuh."

I thought this was about Chewbacca at first, and was very confused.

1. I love this 2. I need a banana for scale because I can't tell how big it is.

I mean this in a good way, but it looks like a cross section of a muscle or something.

Which is why I have an electric blanket for the car. Easily one of the best purchases ever made.

This has happened to me.

Where I work, you will either get written up or fired for that. If it didn't get approved, it is because we need you for safety reasons.

The correct term is jetpack.

They look like someone blew them up to make them bigger, but now they are starting to deflate.

Isn't that every season?

Yes! On the couch and in the car, too.

I play board games all the time. With my friends and family.