deleted · 6 years ago
I sat next to a Japanese businessman (he had the suit, the tie, the briefcase, everything) who read One Piece on his laptop the entire flight.
deleted · 6 years ago
I sat next to a football team.
A bunch of fuckbois.
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
Soap salesman
betterthanyou · 6 years ago
A pimp on the way to Vegas. I shared my Skittles with him.
deleted · 6 years ago
Your username fits.
betterthanyou · 6 years ago
Obviously.
mrfahrenheit · 6 years ago
In all honesty, sat next to a man who at first glance seemed ordinary, but was actually a pretty cool g. Talked for hours about what we thought about controversial topics.
unicycle · 6 years ago
I sat next to an 80ish years old woman who told me about her time as a sex worker. She told me how she made enough money to buy out her friends' pimps and eventually created a "coalition of cock suckers and fuckers" run by the sex workers that basically owned the sex trade in a few cities and set their own prices and rules. I honestly wish it was more than a 3 hour flight.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
I once sat next to the CEO of Tyson Chicken when I was like 10... I was drawing dinosaurs, which he found amusing AF. He asked me to draw him a chicken, I obliged. He was working on an Excel spreadsheet and kept testing me with math problems while I was drawing. Was a top 3 flight I've ever been on for me.
1) was first class on the way to Seattle to get on a cruise.... got plastered.
2) was when I was about 6-7 and the line was taking to long so I acted like I was crawling under barbed wire as I crawled to the front (glancing up for the hot ladies XD). This was also way before 9/11, which makes it sweeter now... no freaking way I'd get away with that after 9/11.
sm19 · 6 years ago
Coming home from Europe I got sick off the McDonalds in the airport (diarrhea, vomit, etc.) and I was with my schools tour group. What happened was, on the plane I was separated from them by about 10-15 rows and I had the window seat. The two ladies who sat next to me where of Asian origin (too sick to notice what) and didn't speak English. I had to get up multiple times to use the restroom on the plane and these two ladies the first time had no idea that I was asking them to move their tables so I could get by and it was the worst flight ever. I guess they weren't really interesting, just a fun story. They seemed nice enough though.
funkmasterrex · 6 years ago
@sm19 I'm sure after the first time they got it lol
sm19 · 6 years ago
@funkmasterrex yeah but that first time I thought I wasn't going to make it into the bathroom in time XD