Wby?

Yeah Imma post a pic, but I'd have to be nearly naked and not all of you are legal adults :D
Gonna make it a bikini pic I think

Oh and I inherited 10.000€ two days ago. Which is pretty awesome. And no one had to die for it. So things are going pretty well for me too :D

Mighty I wanna see your apartment - are you gonna live there on your own? Or with a roommate? (Apart from your cats)

2 roommates, but they'll be moving out in a year. You're more than welcome to take their place if you're interested in moving to America haha

And thats awesome about people not dying so you can inherit something. That's a nice story

Haha sorry we can't, my boyfriend has two kids ^^'

So you're gonna be alone in a flat that's meant for 3?

It's for 2 and I know when they're moving out so I can look for someone ahead if time. Finding a roommate is easier when I already have a place for then to look at

Yeah my grandparents sold their house and my granny wanted to give us our heritage from it while she's still alive

True story mighty :)

Hope you'll find someone nice

Same, but it's alright. My co-worker Devon said he'll do it if he still works for Wal-Mart in a year

Hay sorry I was sleeping lol but I got a story for you lol. The time my baby brother got his HUGE tattoo of his wifes name Frankie. He got it starting from his right hip all the way around to his belly button it is at least 6inchs tall.
He went to go get this from a professional and it cost him around 700 bucks the guy said it would take either 2 days or 6 hours and it cost more. My brother went the 6hours. Did I mention that day he had diarrhea really bad that day lmao. So he lays there while the guy does his work. My brother is hissing and whining (he is a pussy lol and a bleeder) finally around the 5 and 1/2 hour mark the guy says he is almost done just need to shade. So he gets right next to my brothers belly button and slips and ends up jabing him in the belly button and as if it was a real bitton my brother screams out in pain and shits himself so bad it leaked on the guy. Who threw him out abd my brothers tattoo was free. Roflmfao

But my brother felt bad and mailed the guy the money lol he even gay him a 50 tip for shitting on him lmao. My brother is a good guy a weirdo but good guy.

I'm a little late
You still want a story?

Holy fuck mrs collector
You always have the best stories :D
I'm finished now - 4½h of freehand drawing on my body and 7 hours of tattooing. I'm so dead haha xD
Oh and 2 hours of driving back home. And it's 3:45 am here, fml

Yeah goodwifi, shoot :)

Well when you have a large family like I do you are bond to get some really good stories. Lmao

I recently went to the central coast California, to a place called Morro bay
Morro bay was beautiful, there was a bunch of mom and pop shops which sold a variety of things, from Morro Bay memorabilia to $74 dollar fidget spinners. So, after a while of walking around, we go to eat at this restaurant (the food sucked) and the place where we sat down to eat had a huge viewing area of the bay, from the giant rock, to the sailboats in the marina. There was a bunch of wildlife every you looked, from little otters that would go under and pop back up with oysters, to a barge with very loud seals on it.
Anyways, it wasn't a cool story that I saved the world in, but it was a relaxing story
I guess