It's just a book you can write your secrets in. No one dies, unless they try to cast dispel magic on it while they're holding it.

I knew I could count you guys. These are all really good.

A shovel that can only be used as a gun. Sooo.....useless.

I guess you could pistol whip someone over the head with the shovel head.

A gun can be used to kill someone. So the shovel can be used as a gun to kill someone.

A helmet that makes you stylish hair, the longer you wear it the more stylish.

What would the shovel shoot.

Mud

.....I’m interested

Imagine if the shovel just stores mud in its handle then pew pew pew them out with a hidden hole at the end

A span of twine that can only be used as a sword.

A silver tray that, once per day, produces one 5 inch diameter by 3 inch tall round almond cake with white icing and raspberry filling, when it's set on a flat surface exposed to sunlight and a special word is spoken to it.

A bomb.

A box that, if you put mud inside, turns it to stones

A small booklet with tear-out pages. When a page is torn out, it casts a spell written on the page.

Shoes of slightly less winded sprinting

Pills that max out attack, but make them so angry they attack every one for a double critical hit and then sleep for a day.

Use only on a teammate or boss

A ring that lets you fly but only for 10 minutes and you can never take it off.

A box that can supply you with any item in the world, so long as the item is purple.