Steven. The Indomitable Steven. Mild mannered accountant, just trying to get through a tough divorce.
I have an idea

omfg

Yeah, my original characters are weird, but still manage to be Average Joe's

I decided to be un-original and call them Invy

Kevin

Looks like you’re looking for someone who’s a little jaded

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I see what you did there

They call me Stone.

Paul

John?

Mark

Carson

Dr. Manhattan.

Gender?
Male: Oak
Female: Diamond

Bob