Ooooh. Nosleep on Funsubstance. Noice.

Where are you, in your house op?

Why are you posting this and not calling the cops then m8, sounds like common sense to me

Yeah I went and hid in the bathroom. Turns out someone opened the supposed-to-be-locked door that my (exiting friends left open) and they walked in, probably realised it's not their apartment/flat, and left again. I was in the shower so just heard the door opening and closing, and I was alone.

@itselectric I have data but no airtime or minutes, and I thought my paranoia might just be kicking in again.

Where I’m from, emergency service calls are free.

If it turns out to be a false alarm, they can charge you callout fee or misuse of service (not sure what it is called by basically for wasting their time) :(

ITC would-be burglar bailed rather than catch OP shower fapping.

^ i think they made an excellent choice :')