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dimebag · 6 years ago
A mysterious gardening accident
rosalinas · 6 years ago
Shouldn't mess with them hoe
rosalinas · 6 years ago
It'd be digging your own grave
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
This is a GRAVE matter on hand!
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
You die due to:
•lack of a gardian angel
•knowing to much about the government plans for North Korea!
•abduction by Alains ,—, A Gang You Owe ,—, or Feds!
•fall from Heaven
•SCIENCE
•that kid you annoy all the time
•The Tost Bread Demond )))named TOSTIE(((
•Physics
•Time>Loss>Depression>Subside. ===========================================
•Dividing ZERO by itself !!!!!!
•Stupidity
•micro-radiation
•lack of Sweets
•being cought RED handed ))Literally((
•MID-life crisis
•Texas Heat & humidity and Freezing & dry )(everything between)(
•paper cuts
•paperwork
•imagination
•debt
•the IRS
•pornhub.com
•Trump administration
•Internet Explorer
•STARKILLER base
•a paradox
•politics
•siblings
•laziness
•The evil potatoes that live in the couch!
•robot apocalyptic atmosphere
•MEGALADON
•cursed land
•UNsupervision
•Admortalaties
•4 lightning strikes in 1 day/night
•LACK O LIFE
<>ect.<>
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
Anyone actively involved in this chat.
pitty · 6 years ago
Well I'm here but I'm a newbie:
- Somehow got head stuck in piano, piano lid (?) fell
- Fell into a New York Pothole
- Rolled in catnip, went to local cat meetup place
- Did not upvote good luck dog
- Watched too many horror movies
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
Anyone actively involved in this chat right now?
guest_ · 6 years ago
I am.
pitty · 6 years ago
Me
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
hello
Hello
HEllo
HELlo
HELLo , , HELLo
HELLO
guest_ · 6 years ago
Hello.
wimsyexpergefactor · 6 years ago
Someone murdered them by showing an umbrella down their throat and opening it.
wimsyexpergefactor · 6 years ago
Dang I released my slightly morbid side again.... crap.
wimsyexpergefactor · 6 years ago
*shoving (if I'm gonna be morbid my spelling might as well be right)
cup_of_the_cake · 6 years ago
Death by falling in a zoo exhibit
geluregis · 6 years ago
Was shot by a farmer while he was getting fucked by a horse.
deleted · 6 years ago
He used to pour milk first while eating cereal.
dickgrayson · 6 years ago
Failed to not die
cup_of_the_cake · 5 years ago
In response to @dickgrayson
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Unless your from Monty Python And The Holy Grail
•The Old Man "I'm not dead yet"
•The Black Knight "Tis but a scratch" "Nothing but a flesh wound" "You coward, I still have wits to fight you!" (I'm not sure if he actually said the last one)
•Lancelot's Messager "Oh! A message for you sir"
•and meny more