NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You shot the wrong guy! He knew the secret. Now we are screwed.

*laughs in dead*

Fear not dear friend, for I practice necromancy. *Revives sheeby* *shoots them again* oops

Lemme gather my pigeon army for this war

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Is that a symbol or are you just happy to see me?

╾━╤デ╦︻(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿) no u

Ur mum gay.

*is being penetrated and violated from both sides*

EXIT THE AREA HOE WITH MALARIA

GO AWAY BIG GAY

OUT YOU GO DUMBASS HOE

*is penetrated repeatedly, the shots leaving visible holes in my body*

SURRENDER TRANSGENDER

TREASURE MAP? IT'S A TRAP!

“Please... Stop shooting so much!”

*shoots more until you are a bloody pulp, seemingly a pile of bleeding flesh*

*cremates you*

\˚ㄥ˚\Hands up