Same, man
Same
(Also my phone just tried to correct "same" to "avocado")

Numerous people in my town phoned the police because there was a ducking alone in our local park

Instead of calling Animal Rescue?

Yeah

I do too like today I was sitting at my desk and some kid came up to me and asked me if u wanted to ride with him on an alien bike

Did you accept his offer

Yes

Obviously

Good

I’m genuinely curious to see what’s going to happen

You should take the bike and keep it for yourself