What's the difference between a chickpea and an acorn?
I never paid 50 bucks to have an acorn on my face

Why do chicken coups always have two doors?
With four, they’d be chicken sedans.

ill admit I got a chuckle out of both of these thanks

What's brown and sticky?
A stick

What do a dirty bus stop and a crab with boobs have in common? One's a busty crustacean the other one's a crusty bus station

Not a joke but a fun fact.
Whale farts are big enough to hold a horse in them.

Here is a dark one, what's the difference between an isis hold-out and a muslim school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone

You ever heard of the restaurant on the moon? The view is amazing but there is literally no atmosphere

What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie girl? A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

oof these are great thanks