i'll never get into the college i want

I've tried to go ambidextrous with writing or with eating tools. It doesn't work. It's difficult enough with a basketball... which took me 6 years to get my left hand (my finesse hand) to be able to do what my right hand was doing. *This is why what Kobe did when he went left handed for 6 weeks is so fucking incredible.
Anyway... that left handed smear curses me as well.

Try and be able to write with your hand off the page

.....so I gotta use chopsticks for the center?

I actually can do that

I can't retain usefull information
like I can forget important things at the drop of a hat, but also know my wi-fi password off the top of my head.

Who says wifi isn't useful?

Also, I'm in psychology class right now and there's a tip for how to remember more easily: repetition.

Recess was only so that the teachers got there mandated breaks by the government, not for our amusement

repetition was always rudimentary for me. Focusing on context and association always made things easier.

No, like, the wifi password is the only thing I can remember.

so learn to remember shit better <_<

I've tried.

You can do it left handed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7XrPDzg_74

=p

I. AM. FREE. THE SHACKLES OF A RIGHT-HANDED WORLD HAVE FALLEN BENEATH ME. WATCH AS I RISE LIKE A PHOENIX. MY ABILITIES SHALL SURPASS YOU RIGHTIES AND YOU TOO SHALL FALL BENEATH ME most y'alls cool though so not y'all. I RIIIIIIISE!!!!

we still get pencil lead on our hand.

yeah that's annoying

almost make drawing not worth it.

almost.