Yeet it

do not

accept the pain as a sacrifice to the gods for your cat's continued comfort

Nothing you can do. You sit there in agony until the cat wakes up or you are a bad human and don’t deserve a pet.

Gently nudge the cat away. You shouldn't hurt for the comfort of someone else. The cat will find a new place to rest, I assure you.

Def yeet it

That's how you die.

Is it still on you?

Oh no, it's either still on her or she tried to yeet it and died

Wake it up by petting it
Then gently push butt away

I pray to god you didn't commit a heinous crime and move The Precious One. You literally have to sit it out until the feline is satisfied.