Lol. Why, Matt?

He tends to insult people that disagree with him rather than engage in constructive, civil dialogue - an attitude I despise

I am bi, so I am immune to traps.
I shall take your offer cakelover

@cakelover Oh, I understand
@dr_richard_ew *cough*your gf*cough*

Im not mad I agreed to said pimping

@dr_richard_ew Can I add myself to the list? I'd like a Valentine's pimp. (wait that's what Internet books from the early 2000s have warned me about... well.)

Dont worry, you'll be safe with me helping ya out

ahem ahem

"Safe"

What do you mean "safe"? What do you think I'm gonna do?

Safe can mean many thing my dear doctor raging from shoving said person into a safe for experiments later on or the actual protect

I solemnly promise to not harm anyone of any kind in any way

Oh okay not disappointed

Lady just dodged a bullet

I slice through those

Thanks doc
Do you need payment for your services? Or is seeing people happy and with company a reward in itself?

It's free! :D

Oh you wonderful Canadian chap you

Go out with a friend, be single together! That’s what I’m doing, :)

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