@guest_ is the most logically among us, if you haven't noticed. > _>

Welcome to the club! Great to see you got an account :D

You've actually been given one of the rarest g@uest_ comments at all. Until now I'm not sure I've ever seen him leave a single word comment
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Also you may see @moth lowkey stalking @porch_light at some point, but he'll return to normal as soon as porch_light goes to bed

@xvarnah That’s some of the most pure humour I’ve heard to date.

*continues reading tactical welcome hug incase its wanted*

Don‘t forget that @dr_richard_ew is the kind of dr your parents warned you about. He sits at the back, looking for whom he may “richard-ify.“
And @xvarnah is like the wise, down to earth, and playful mom here.
And @bethorien is a teddy bear with a temper.
Oh, and @catfluff is the rebel who should be in cat prison, but destroyed every evidence against her.

*panda noises*

*Richard noises*

See what I mean?

I'm ever present, and yet never present

Hi mrfahreneit, I'm kelvin.

*more panda noises*

@funkmasterrex OH THINGS ARE GETTING HOT UP IN HERE!

absolutely zero chill bruh.

well, yeah. it's kelvin. that is the opposite of chill.

I'd so dislike this 459.67 times.

*rebellious cat noises*

And @mrscollector has a million trillion stories to tell with several amusing cats

To clarify:
*Mrscollector tells stories about her amusing cats. Her amusing cats don't tell stories (that we know of). Catfluff is the only sentient feline currently on this website

And one lazy loveble dog lol