1.3 seconds... lol
by funkmasterrex · 11 comments 5 years ago
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
So I was changing my shirt and I noticed I turned the light on and my cat was like... wtf?! So I threw said shirt over her...
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
guess.
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Also, Ralph breaks the Internet was amazing... That... ahm... sprout cameo was fucking hilarious.
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
....god y'all are slow. The answer was indefinitely. THAT is how much my grandma's cat trusts me. So.... yeah. I could blow 1.3 seconds out of the water if I tried.. I won't though because she'd bleed from her ears after.... as I most likely would as well.
blazingfrags · 5 years ago
Hey bro.... please tell me...what the hell do you smoke??????
thatguyyouknow · 5 years ago
Is this how long you last in the sack
222daisy · 5 years ago
Is there something missing from this post that would make it make sense?
deleted · 5 years ago
@funkmasterrex Are you alright, mate?
guest_ · 5 years ago
Hi funkmasterrex. I’m glad you like Ralph. I thought it was really good, especially for a sequel. The first one was a little more impactful to me, but RBTI is not just a worthy sequel but would stand on its own. 1.3 seconds seems fair for a smart and active kitty under a shirt. A more sedate kitty might last almost indefinitely. The type of cat who you can see in their eyes that almost no matter what happens they’ll just be thinking g: “I guess this is life now.”
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
Kay... so this all started with a different post about seeing about how long you can hold onto a cat after you fire a gunshot. The "simple solution" was to just shoot the cat, because then you are still holding it. I argued with trust and fucking with the cat's senses, I could last longer than 1.3 seconds. I was then told blindfolding a cat would be a nightmare... so I threw a shirt on my cat, blinding it... and she was cool with it because she trusts me. If she were blindfolded, calm, and I pressed her against me as she did it, so she could feel and hear my own heartbeat, I'm betting she wouldn't panic as I fired the shot, and I'd last longer than 1.3 seconds before she freaked out.
@blazingfrags Yesterday? Nothing. The day before was some pungent Skunk No. 1.
@thatguyyouknow only when I'm with your mom.... lol
@222daisy See above
@firmlee_grasspit I'm doing great, got a knot right above my elbow, guess I dinged it, so I'm massaging that... otherwise I'm good to go.
@guest_ ....
funkmasterrex · 5 years ago
@guest ... yeah, the princess thing was amazing XD... and yeah! TRUST!